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Hello Red Cabbage Head readers,
Today I give you a rant poem. Someone, a man, not R, pissed me off a few weeks ago. And oh boy! I wrote about 100 crappy poems about it. And a reasonable one. And rather than subjected your poor eyes and brains to drivel, I decided to be magnanimous and let you see the reasonable one.
Where is the Sarcasm Font?
Please, excuse me whilst I change for you
Please, don’t worry, of course I don’t mind
I never realised I could have a decent thought anyway
Please, tell me how to be, tell me how to feel.
I, a mere woman, would never know without a man to tell me.
How silly of me to expect or want anything else.
(Fucker!)
Let me know what you think.
That’s all folks, til next time. Tx
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Yep, that expresses a familiar feeling very well. I have plenty of poetry with the same sentiments, it's that Y chromosome that leaves me asking, "Why, why, why?" Dudes, some are real dunces and duds. (I got lucky finding my Fred, he's the four-leaf clover of my life.)
Blocking now